This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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