So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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