Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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