Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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