Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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