I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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