but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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