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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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