its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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