I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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