dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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