now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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