So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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