If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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