whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
