just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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