Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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