Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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