I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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