I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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