were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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