That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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