bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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