Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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