Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
is wine microwaveable?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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