How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
