He is such a slut. More and more my type.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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