How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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