I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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