Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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