Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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