Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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