Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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