I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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