Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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