How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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