That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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