Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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