Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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