I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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