if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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