Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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