I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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