week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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