Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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