someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Its about making memories worth repressing
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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