So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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