All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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