Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
