so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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