i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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