i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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