part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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