she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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